Dirty Jokes

+ What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
– They can both smell it but can’t eat it.

+ How is a woman become like a condom?
– Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

+ What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
– Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

+ How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
– Put a nipple on it.

+ What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
– Slow down and use a lubricant.

+ What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?

– They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

+ How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
– It’s not hard.

+ Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
– The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

+ Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
– She is the one who can eat the last donut!

(cejedewe@groups.yahoo.com)

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